Adam and Eve

My friends all call me Adam.
And I'm his good wife, Eve.
And we know what we want when we want a car.
Although we're not hard to satisfy,
We've an image in our minds and that is why
We'd like to tell you just what our wishes are.

I want a car that takes off like a bullet.
I want a car that is elegant and smart.
I want economy, I look for luxury,
Packed with power, a prettier work of art!

We're stepping up and we want something better,
Comfort and style, I really must demand.
Nothing that's overdone, yet it must look like one.
Loaded with features, that I can understand.

We want our friends to understand,
When they observe our car-
That we're as smart and successful and grand
As we like to think we are!

Oh it really should be quite easy,
For you to achieve,
A car that succeeds, in meeting the needs, 
Of every Adam and Eve.

I want a car that is smart, low and lovely.
I want some room if I care to wear my hat.
A car that's designed to be, kind to my anatomy, 
Easy to handle, on my salary.

I want a car I dreamed about, 
A car that's really new.
And I want to know that I can afford
To make her dream come true.

Oh it really should be quite easy, 
For you to achieve,
A car that succeeds, in meeting the needs,
Of every Adam and Eve.